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Crispy Lentil Crackers: No Oil, All Crunch

Issue 001 April 13, 2026 4 posts archived 2 categories
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AI · INSTAGRAM 01 · 53s

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FOOD · FACEBOOK 01 · 23s

Crispy Lentil Crackers: No Oil, All Crunch

Make high-protein, high-fiber lentil crackers using just lentils, water, and spices — no oil needed.

Prep: 8–12 hours soak + 50–55 min bake

Ingredients

  • 125g / ⅔ cup dry lentils
  • 100ml / ⅓ cup + 1 tbsp water
  • 30g / 3 tbsp sesame seeds
  • ½ tsp salt
  • ¼ tsp dried rosemary

Instructions

  1. Soak lentils in cold water for 8–12 hours, then drain and rinse well.
  2. Blend soaked lentils and water in a high-speed blender until completely smooth.
  3. Stir in sesame seeds, salt, and rosemary.
  4. Spread mixture as thinly as possible onto a lined baking tray.
  5. Bake at 180°C / 355°F for 20 minutes.
  6. Remove from oven and cut into squares or rectangles.
  7. Return to oven and bake for a further 30–35 minutes until golden, dry, and crispy.
  8. Allow to cool completely before serving — they crisp up further as they cool.
FOOD · FACEBOOK 02 · 34s

Soak Nuts for the Crispiest Granola Ever

Soaking nuts and seeds before baking removes bitter tannins and creates a crispier, more porous granola texture.

Prep: 4–12h soaking + ~1h baking

Ingredients

  • nuts and seeds of choice (almonds, walnuts, pecans, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, cashews, sesame seeds)
  • 1.5–2 tsp salt per 1 liter water (for soaking)
  • remaining granola ingredients (oats, sweetener, oil, etc.) as desired

Instructions

  1. 1. Rinse nuts and seeds thoroughly
  2. 2. Soak in salted water (1.5–2 tsp salt per liter): almonds 8–12h, walnuts/pecans/pumpkin/sunflower seeds 4–6h, cashews 2–4h, sesame seeds 1–2h (optional)
  3. 3. Rinse soaked nuts and seeds again to wash away released tannins
  4. 4. Spread on a baking tray and bake at 130°C (265°F) for 30–40 minutes until dry to the touch
  5. 5. Add remaining granola ingredients, then bake at 175°C (350°F) for 15–20 minutes until golden
  6. 6. Let cool in the pan — granola will crackle and crisp further as it cools
FOOD · FACEBOOK 03 · 10s

High-Protein Blueberry Cheesecake

A 6-ingredient baked blueberry cheesecake using cottage cheese for extra protein.

Prep: 30–35 min bake + chill

Ingredients

  • 3 tbsp cottage cheese
  • 2 oz cream cheese
  • 1 large egg
  • 2 tbsp sweetener (monk fruit)
  • 2 tbsp blueberries
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract

Instructions

  1. Blend all ingredients except the blueberries and pour into a greased dish.
  2. Add blueberries on top and bake at 325°F for 30–35 minutes.
  3. Take out, chill for a couple hours, and serve.
  4. Optional: mash extra blueberries and swirl on top with a toothpick before baking.
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